relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via shouldnt)


shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.


nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

trying to do productive things like

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(via legalmexican)


shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

they’re adorable

(via giggle)


memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

(via rainbow-in-my-veins)


tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

This is awful

(via tightvaginas)


princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via hotboyproblems)


(via spork)


danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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(via legalmexican)


illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(via giggle)


What the fuuu

What the fuuu

(via spork)


egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

(via happiest)


panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via legalmexican)


zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(via tightvaginas)